Bisectional Glutophilia

The fetish for half-assing things. Could be figurative( appreciates little amount of effort, similar to attraction to bad boys) or literal( attracted to people w/ one buttcheek)

Not to be confused with the love of gluten.

She's got bisectional glutophilia; the less they care, the better they are.
It's hard to find women who interest me; bisectional glutaphilia really narrows the dating pool

Alpha Chi Sigma

A chemistry-profession fraternity founded at the University of Wisconsin, Madison. Many Nobel Laurates and other famous scientists have been bred from this fraternity, including Linus Pauling, and Glen Seaborg.

Contrary to those who claim Alpha Chi Sigma is wanna-be frat, it truly is a frat, albeit a more academic driven one. It was made coeducational in 1969. This hotly debated topic was unanimously agreed upon after the University of Michigan swim team walked through the halls during the break. Female members are called "brothers"

Chapters of Axe can range from notoriously hard partying (alpha chapter), to very academic, to a mix of the two. Their colors are Chrome Yellow and Prussian Blue, and the flower is the red carnation.

Actives often refer to themselves as AXE (if no chapters of Alpha Chi Epsilon are present), but nationals does not appreciate this

"You're in a frat? You're a girl!"
"Alpha Chi Sigma is coed, and since I'm a chemist, its a good idea."

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