emo boy

the common misconception of "emo boy" is "guys who arent AFRAID to show emotion". i assure you that no man is AFRAID to show emotion, everyone shows emotion. Emo kids tend to overexaggerate any sort of misery they may come upon. and try to make the whole world feel sorry for them. emos are also the result of mindless teenage zombies who cant stop feeding from MTV's manufactured cool. Emo is what happens when no one knows whats cool anymore, so they just combine everything from all the social fads since 1983. emos should be made fun of, and beaten because they are asshats who have failed at non-conformity by conforming to the non-confimity stereotype. they all wear tight, dark clothing and listen to shitty repetative music.

Emos suck, cant we just go back to good ol` 1999 when "wigger" was the fad?

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walshy

The act of inserting ones penis into someone's ear. ie. an ear fuck.

Fred: Did you see how that guy died? Word is someone gave him a walshy and it went straight through.

George: Sounds painful.

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The Pistol

A stupid and rigged gun used in Halo by people with no skill. The Pistol's damage is calculated as follows; Where X is range to target X is equivilant to range of Pistol, and where X is health of target player X is equivilant to damage of Pistol.

"The pistol isint rigged"
"... Are you serious? If i crammed three nuclear missiles into a pistol bullet, it still wouldent be as strong as the Halo pistol!"

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madder do ee, madder do ee fuk

cornish expression to state the unimportance of a situation or thing
litteral translation,
does it matter, no it fucking doesn't

ear denzil i've lost that pair o socks you lent eylas thursdee"
"matter do ee",
"matter do ee fuk"

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Gelfin

A cross between an Elf and a Goblin.

Look at that little Gelfin over there.

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Mijir

Mijir - A derogitory word used in the south of the United States to offend black midgets

If you see a black midjet walking down the street, and you call him a mijir, he will kick your ass.

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ka-ching

An imitation of the sound made by a cash register, used when someone's action will result in mo' money; see also cha-ching

I'm gonna cash this check: ka-ching!

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