reboot lara

A bitch that is not good at being Lara Croft, because she has not dual pistols, she moans a lot, she's afraid of everything, sse doesn't collect relics, and she has not big boobs.

"AH AH OOOH!!"
Dude 1: Man, wtf you watching porn???
Dude 2: Nah, man that's just reboot lara

I hope they cancel Oprah

A phrase used against a person who's fan of Oprah Winfrey. They will go mad immediately.

From Drake & Josh, The Foam Finger.

Dude 1: I hope you go bald!
Dude 2: I hope they cancel Oprah!
Dude 1: TAKE THAT BACK!!!

bad bunny

A singer (if you can even call him that) with no talent and literally sounds like a dying sheep.

*bad bunny singing in the background*
Dude 1: DUDE I CAN'T BEAR THAT SHIT. IT MAKES MY EARS BLEED!!
Dude 2: IKR?! Let's get outta here!

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Yuya

Mexican youtuber girl who speaks with a high pitched voice, like a squirrel, which can get irritating after a while. She calls her fans her 'guapuras'.

Yuya's voice makes my ears bleed

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idgafs

I don't give a fucking shit

Girl 1: U're so ugly
Girl 2: idgafs

editors of urban dictionary

People who take forever to accept or deny your definitions because they're so busy scratching their butts in their momma's basement. Either they take over a year to read and accept them or they won't read them at all and will forget their existence.

Editors of urban dictionary should get fired jk lol accept my definitions you bitches

Pineapple juice

What you give your boi so it gives his cum a sweeter taste when you have sex.

Dude 1: Drink this
Dude 2: Y?
Dude 1: JUST DO IT
Dude 2: ok *drinks*

*ONE MINUTE LATER*

Dude 2: OH FUCK I'M GONNA CUM!
*Dude 1 swallows cum*
Dude 1: Delicious.
Dude 2: Now I see why you gave me that pineapple juice!

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