yanchep

Possibly the most boring place on earth. A place where drinking goon, woodstocks or bundy and smoking weed is a religion. Contains little to no commercialization besides an IGA and Harry and the Boys. The town is usually polluted with terrible looking graffiti and used bongs, it's populated by bongheads and fisherman that can usually be found walking the streets bare foott with an emu export in hand. The most exciting thing about this town, is a cave, a beach and the legend of the "panther". One way you can determine that you're in Yanchep, upon entry you'll see 4 pointless water tanks, and an endless realm of bush. After reading this, don't bother bush hiking, all you can expect is rubbish, bong dens and weird animals.

"I'm moving out of Yanchep the day I turn 16."

"What are you doing tonight?"
"Drinking goon at oldham"

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