marned

to get screwed on a regular basis.

similar to taking a fist in the ass with sand as a lubricant.

Soldier 1: damn we gotta sleep in 30 degree weather with a leaky tent what the hell!?!
Soldier 2: dude you just got marned
Soldier 1: oh i forgot Fort Stewart rules!! whoo!! *sob*

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fuckfarts

Your mothers sweet queef.

Also a type of exclamation with more relevance than "fuck" or "shit"

I love when I go to your mom's house for a recipe and end up with her fuckfarts.

guy 1:dude your girlfriend wrecked your car
guy 2:fuckfarts!!

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