Minecraft

A very good game about a guy named Steve who decided to build a house out of the dirt he just beat up from the ground. Later on, Steve decides to throw an eye of an Enderman and he finds a cool portal underground.
He then goes in and finds the Ender Dragon who is big and fat and dies to his powerful diamond armour which in real life is too fragile and would most likely break. He then spends 10 minutes on Youtube trying to learn how to collect the dragon's egg. He then goes home to his dirt shack and for the rest of the time he spends in this world he gets a lot of crap from hell including Netherite and Wither skulls, and then accidentally dies to a creeper, and never returns.

Fortnite nerds: Minecraft is dead
Minecraft nerds: No
Google Trends: No
Youtube: No
Reddit: No
Twitch: No
Dream: *speedrunning intensifies*

Aiden

he is the best of all names ever, if you try and fight him you will die, he will beat anyone at anything, he is extremely cool and very sick at dabbing.

Aiden is the coolest person ever!

4👍 1👎

Ali A

a cool epic youtuber who talks really loudlly about (SECRET!) NEW! Fortnite battle royale news and info.

Ali A is so cool but he is clickbait sometimes