ME

YOU ARE ME IF I WERE YOU BECAUSE IF I WERE YOU YOUD BE ME FOR YOU WOULD BE I AND YOU ME

I KNOW THAT MADE NO SENSE BUT WHAT IT MEANT IS IF WE SWITCH BODYS YOUD BE ME AND ID BE YOU.
Friend that dosent exist: bro... why do you do this to me.
ME: what?
friend that dosent exist: how am i here if i dont exist.
ME: wakes up and starts crying.

weeb

Someone with no friends or life that sleeps for 2 hours a day and only eats patato chips and soda. they have no friend or romance life and they fill that large hole with anime.

Person one: i like anime
Person two: are you a weeb
Person one: yes

Person two: same
Both: have sex in weeb