Dannon

A dannon is a very beautiful kind caring girl who's heart is ginormous she is the highlight of your day when you see her. she is so down to earth and makes you feel like you have been friends forever a dannon is someone you want to hold forever and never let go if you get yourself a dannon don't take it for granted because once she's gone she gone

Person 1- Oh my god do you see that dannon over there?

Person 2- yeah she's sooooooo hot

Person 1-but I think she's dating an isaac

Person 2- damn he's lucky

ShamPOW

When you pay a prostitute to come to your hotel room and she bites your tongue. Your only option is to punch her in the face to make her let go.

My buddy Vince hooked up with a fine hooker at the nightclub the other day. When he brought her back to the room, she got nasty so he gave her a shamPOW!

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