nansplaining

When your nanna, or any other grandmotherly figure, tries to tell you your shit like she knows you.

"no nanna I don't need a jacket"
"Quiet, of course you do it's 80 degrees out"
"Quit nansplaining, hag"

super masturbation

Super masturbation refers to the act of masturbating without stopping through multiple orgasms, 4 or more for men, 9 or more for women

Ever since I discovered super masturbation my life has gotten so much better, my record is 17!