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America

A living hell full of retards

alien: i love America
me: no 😏

by daddywifuobama December 13, 2020

3👍 3👎


North Carolina

a living hell i’ve been here for 12 years help me

me: i hate north Carolina

mom: i agree

by daddywifuobama December 14, 2020

4👍 5👎


Pick me

A teenage girl who worships the boys and will do anything in her will to be picked by them. these girls are very rare bc most of them are either the middle or younger child who wasn’t loved or just annoying and is looking for attention.

pick me in B cup: if your boobs aren’t bigger than a C lower your tone to me little boy.

me asf: ..........

by daddywifuobama December 14, 2020

100👍 347👎


Trumpie

A person who is willing to suck Donald trumps dick for the amount of times they screamed his name for the past 4 years.

trumpie: Trump 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣0️⃣
me: no

by daddywifuobama December 14, 2020

19👍 9👎


anime ship

To ship anime characters who have or had love interest. ok now that you understand don’t ship characters who literally hate each other or two buddy’s just having a normal friend ship bc there’s no love in their relationship. that’s like me shipping killua and gon. Like their just two NORMAL buddy’s being friends nothing more nothing less. they look up after each other. just because they hold hands doesn’t mean anything. at church i hold this old lady’s hands that feels like i’m touching a dead body and there’s no love in that so stop it with the unnecessary ships not everyone is gay or lesbian emily. also don’t ship children with adults or family members with other family members that shit is just weird. i understand if it’s those two gay twins from ohshc i’ll let it pass but if you ship deku and his mom stfu.

weeb: i feel like i have the best anime ship bc i ship those two snipers on assassination classroom.
me: i agree they have a lot of the same interests in each other and both are always together.

by daddywifuobama December 14, 2020

1👍 1👎


The boys

A boy who is usually the age 12-17 who acts like a child and praises Donald trump and uses the same “dishwasher” “RAW” “TRUMP 2020” “❄️“ “ For the boys” “ok social reject” catchphrases 24/7.

Alt girl: KAM
The boys: RAW
Me: both of you stfu

by daddywifuobama December 14, 2020

10👍 9👎


hxh

An innocent anime show 12 year old girls turned into a horror movie.

12 year old girl: i love hxh. i ship killua and gon i also ship gon and hisoka.
me: what in the fuck is wrong with you you little shit children in Africa are going hungry bc your dumb ship and now i want to kms because of this honestly go outside and touch some fucking grass you young pedophile.

by daddywifuobama December 13, 2020

39👍 20👎