Awkwardly kind

Someone so kind yet rapey.

“Look at him. He’s being so overly nice and courteous to her. She’s about to get raped.”

Someone should let her know he’s being so awkwardly kind right now.

intoxiclassy

The art of remaining classy while intoxicated.

Look he's drinking a glass of pinot noir at 4 am with pinky up. He's intoxiclassy

Excellently slow dancing to White Snake songs. Those two are intoxiclassy.

The ability to lure one in with the promise of pancakes.