cromro dungleson's grusted and blumpsed chuster machine

if you are intrested in cromro dungleson's grusted and blumpsed chuster machine you are not a scrimblo male

man 1: omg is that cromro dungleson's grusted and blumpsed chuster machine im so intrested
man 2: you are totally not a scrimblo male

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grimble point

a currency required when bartering with scrimblo males

man 1: can i buy some of that grust
gruptillionare scrimblo male: that will be 1500 grimble points please

grust

a strange, alien material with dust-like properties

man 1: that guy has so much grust
man 2: hell yeah i do

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scrimblo male

the ultimate male architype wanted my every man in the world. also astronomically rare.

alpha male 1:woah i think thats a scrimblo male
scrimblo male 1:hell yeah i am

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