Snooki: a female slut that has sex with any basketball player. Typically snookies are found in hotel lobbies of the visiting teams and the foyer of basketball arenas. Snookies became famous for Shawn kemp who famously said "I love all my snookies" in response to being questioned as to why he had so many children with various women. The American version of a "puck".
Michael Jordan loved Miami, not for playing against the Heat but for his favourite Snooki
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