George

A type of strange bloke you'd say who has a high amount of gay porn on his reddit.
Hates people called Owen.
People who you would call a George are also raging gingers, and tend to sunburn very easily in the summer.
He may ask to go fishing with you, which in reality means he wants to take you into a pond and strip you down with a can of Stella in his hand.

Harvey - "i love being a george, its so fun bro!"

Dakey - "chill out or ill rob your two front teeth blud."

Harvey

A type of bloke who will rinse his mrs for a brand new mouse, licks bumholes, and has a high dosage of gay porn on a Saturday.
Really enjoys wanting to "stay round his friends house" which means he will be participating in gay sex with his mates, and also relatives.

Dakey - "stop being a harvey and touching my bumhole."

Zack - "eat my ass."

Shrewsbury College

Shrewsbury College, also known as a shit tip for knobheads who think they're the shit with an elf bar in their hand.

Home to many nonces, freaks, and even people who look like absolute donkeys.

London Road, the campus that looks like a sweatshop ran by indians, promised amazing jobs with the available courses, but you get given a stage 4 warning after a month of banter with a lanky ginger guy and suddenly your kicked out. Or your getting threats by a lanky freak in the library and suddenly you're scrapping outside shops where his "mrs" kicks you in the head with Converse on her feet.

Harvey - "yeknawamean shan, this Shrewsbury College is fuckin mint mush."

Dakey - "nah its not la, smacked up teacher earlier, she was pregnant n all."

Zack - "you man seen my teeth anywhere blud?"

George - "oi owen bro shut your mouth you dickhead."

Zack

A type of british bloke from the home of Shropshire, West Midlands.
Supports the EDL, craves dark fruits, and has a strange addiction for having his arse eaten outside Tesco's.
Loves a car meet, but will sell his bumhole photos for 50p.
He also has a tendency of losing his only 4 teeth he has remaining, after losing them from scranning arse too much, getting angry, and smacking himself with a Television remote.

Nicknames:

Zac

Arse muncher

Toothless

Bellend

Dakey - "stop being a zack ye fuckin weirdo."

Harvey - "eat my ass."

Zack - "u fockin wot bro, talkin shit?"