Temple Buns

The firm, husky, and robust buttocks which one may inadvertently develop through excessive butt-clenching while playing the tediously addicting game, Temple Run. Temple Buns are often debilitating and, in severe cases, confine sufferers to a wardrobe of Assless Chaps and Nicki Minaj Halloween Costumes. Temple Buns are often found in patients diagnosed with Temple Runs, a temporary condition of severe diarrhea, which physicians have associated with neglectful diet during excessive playing of Temple Run.

"Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt. It is so big. She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends."

"Bitch, please! I know Temple Buns when I see them. That girl gots to be in the 10 Million Club!"

"Damn, poor thing. Becky, isn't she wearing your Halloween Costume from last year?"

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