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Butt cheeks fluctuating up and down in a loose pair of PJ's with no panties underneath, causing seam to sink into butt crack.
Can you quit walking back and forth in front of me. All that Sirrumpin is making me horny.
When you are to fat to wipe you ass completely from front to back, so instead, you wipe halfway up your crack and hen do a quick sideways move with the toilet paper, leaving a layer of poop smeared on you butt cheek.
By the looks of that brown stain on the back of your white pants that cover that big ass you got, my guess is that you couldn't reach all the way around, so you side swiped it.
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When gas is rotating out loud in your stomach, putting so much pressure on your bowel region that you feel like, if you don't get to a toilet immediately, you will soil your pants.
Girl - "what was that noise and why is your face all red?
Guy - "I'm tryin to squeeze my cheeks together cause my stomach be gurfulling".
One who just lays there during sex and takes it as it comes with no response as if dead.
Guy 1 - hey dude! You up for a round of golf?
Guy 2 - no dude I'm wiped out. went home with this chick last night and had to do all the work. She just laid there like a flatline bitch.
Word used when asking someone if they're telling the truth.
GIRL - "Dude! You have a huge booger hangin from the tip of your nose".
DUDE - "Frills?"
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Everytime I see that fool lift one leg, I know he's sideblowin again.