Ticker

An individual that masturbates routinely, usually because they haven't and/or can't have sexual intercourse due to their unsightly appearance.

John: "How does Dave live without friends? That must suck."
Frank: "Yeah, I know right? He's probably a ticker."

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American

Greedy people that cant take a joke.

Wow, that guy is so american.

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Poon-Donor

An insult towards males, implying that they have a vagina and that they regularly exploit themselves with it. This can also be used as an insult towards females, implying that they're whores and/or sluts.

"You fucking poon-donor!"

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