vag cold

when the penis gets so cold that in an effort to keep warm it inverts itself up inside of the body, resembling a vagina.

"oh god it's so cold outside! i'm getting a vag cold!"

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peanutbutter face

Someone who is ugly AND fat. Should be used as an insult unless you like being told you're both fat and ugly.

"Dude! Did you see that chick?!"
"Yeah, man! She was a total peanutbutter face!

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