Orange Roses

Used as a means of communicating one's interest in having anal sex

As an indication of my intentions, I gave her a dozen orange roses on our anniversary to let her know what she was in for...

taurus of death

any donut or similarly shaped food which can only result in an early demise for any who choose to consume it (commonly found at Tim Hortons)

guy1: Hey man, wanna go down to timmy's for coffee?
guy2: Sure, maybe i'll get a lemon raspberry crinkle donut too.
guy1: the taurus of death!

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Milk Bagging

The act of being hit in the face with a breast.

i.e. the female equivalent of tea bagging

Dude 1: Hey man, who gave you that shiner?
Dude 2: Dude, my girlfriend got a little intense with the milk bagging last night. You can see my face-print on her tit now! It's like the breast of turin or something.

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