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(faptizing; past tense: faptised; past participle: faptism) - to administer a cum-baptism to (someone). commonly referred to as to "praising the Load". Usually practiced by semen-sprinkling of the forehead, but also by dunking someone into a bowl of fresh, uncongealed semen. To indoctrinate a person into the Church of Man-love through faptism. To cleanse, purify using one's juices.
The dentist's office was nearly empty, so he proceeded to faptize the cover of this month's Reader's Digest.
Sorry I'm late for work again, I had to cheeks-squeeze some donut juice after breakfast.
Once I start wet-poofinâ, next thing you know Iâll be bubblinâ brown.
A boner achieved while taking a shit.
Man, all that ploppinâ gave me a shib.
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