shart

Not quite a shit, not quite a fart, but maaaaannnnnn...

So to answer your question I dunno.

Some come here all broken hearted,
I came to shit, but only sharted
(written on toilet door)

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crack the shits

to get pissed off or really angry. Origin unknown...

He cracked the shits with her because she dropped a brick on his foot

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fluff

To fart, to pass wind.
Used when I was young (1-10 yrs of age) coz if we said 'fart' we got our asses kicked.

Me: *sniffs* what on earth is that?
My bro: I farted dude. want it in cupcake form?
me: shit dont let mum hear you swear!
*mum enters*
me: you mean YOU FLUFFED, right?
my bro: ... yeah I... fluffed. excuse me
*mum approves of our language correction and leaves*
me: you fuckin stinkyass

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dirt

A reply to something you've heard that is utterly disgusting.
Simply coz dirt can be disgusting, i guess

Person A: Timmy got drunk and shat all over himself
Person B: Aww dirt!

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cream

to 'cream' oneself:
to ejaculate in ones pants because of an overwhelming feeling of excitement.

I saw a done up WRX at the lights with a hot ass guy in it, i nearly creamed myself right then and there.

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cupcake

to capture ones fart in cupped hands and quickly transferring it into someones unexpecting face

evan nearly choked when nick cupcaked him

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