Dogfuckitis

noun:
1) A condition were one feels the urge to have sex with a dog due to sick perversions or desperation
2) can be used to explain a "why" question that would have a drawn out or less funny answer than "because you have dogfuckitis", similar to because you touch yourself at night

Adj
1) Used to describe anything similar or related to dogfuckitis, most often smell

Dogfuckitis is a general slang term that can be applied to anything as long as it fits.

1) Joe: *walks into Dan's room* "Dude, it smells like

dogfuckitis in here."

Dan: "Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get

the fuck out!"

2)Bob has a serious case of dogfuckitis, I walked in on him

and a Labrador...

3) Why is there sadness in the world?

Because you have dogfuckitis...

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Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get the fuck out!

An idiom used to tell someone to get the fuck out.
Popularized by Doc, the old bar owner in The Boondock Saints, during the scene leading up to the bar fight with the Russian Mafia. Doc, who suffers from tourettes, commonly stutters and, therefore, mixes sayings (such as "People in glass houses sink ships"). Doc, who wants the Russian Mafia to gtfo, tells asks: "Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get the fuck out!"

NOTE: In order to sound authentic the quote must me said in an Irish accent

Nic:"You're such a douchebag."
Dan: "Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get the fuck out!"

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