Sausage Bug

The nicest girl you'll EVER meet. She is beautiful, talented, and athletic. She's also a straight A student, so if you need help with homework, just go to any sausage bug! Sausage Bug dates all the guys, but don't get her confused with a hoe. She is anything but a HOE! All the other girls try to hate her, but simply can't because she is so nice!

Person 1: "That girl is pretty, nice, talented, sporty, AND smart! What's her name?"
Person 2: "I don't know, but judging by the way you described her, her name must be Sausage Bug!"