Inkiddingly

"Incredible, and I'm not kidding."

Ruth Anne I think you are inkiddingly cute.

Epitantric

When something is epic to a spiritual level and arouses sexual desires when beheld.

Oh my god, that local organic juicy ripe peach I partook of was f*^king epitantric! My mouth is still watering.

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sneaker doodle

The pooh on your shoe

I think you picked up a sneaker doodle when we passed the dog park.