Townie

A term used by locals in New England towns to distinguish themselves from the hordes of tourists who flood their towns every summer. Townies are not necessarily natives, just the working class citizens of a New England tourist town.

Unlike Townies in a college town, Townies in a tourist town hold the term in high regard.

We hang out at Geno's because it's a townie bar.

Townie's avoid the Old Port (Portland Maine) in the summer because of all the inlanders and Mass-holes are always asking for directions.

10👍 3👎

Millishit

Millishit, in the metric system denoting a factor of one thousandth of a shit. If you give a shit, it means you care about something. If you don't give a shit, it means you don't care. So a millishit means you REALLY don't care.

Did you hear that Madonna won a Golden Globe?

The amount I care could be measured in millishits.