Rider

A hockey player who has an unbelievably bad skating technique, in which while their skating their feet never come in closer than shoulders width to their body, almost like their riding a wild bull and trying to stay on as it flails them around.

Zack is such a rider, he looks like a complete mess while he is skating, almost as if he has a giant buttplug between his legs.

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Danglin Joe

A hockey player who has false confidence in their hockey ability/skill.

Disano is such a danglin joe, he always thinks he can walk through everyone but really he is a complete bender and skates like he has a stick up his ass

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