high schoolers

They always seem to be some needy attention seekers writing up shit on Twitter with dumb crap like "11:11," "like for a tbh," (this one actually means "trampy blue horn," which relates to worshipping the Blue Brother of Lucifer; but these kids think it means "to be honest;" and even so, "like for a to be honest" is nowhere near GRAMATICALLY CORRECT), always shooting up pics of their butts on Instagram and saying stupid, made-up words like "slay" and "avi" (meaning "avatar"), etc. The boys end up getting killed or arrested, and the girls end up pregnant before 20 and shit.

There's always stupid stuff like homecoming, prom...interesting since actually the coming part in homecoming and the prom word both have explicit, sexual connotations: the "coming" part is slang and relates to the pleasure that usually happens in freaky-ass adulthood, and the word "prom" actually derives from "pron," which is internet slang for pornography.

I can't freaking stand homecoming or prom! No rant intended, but even the football BS is starting to ramp up some drunk idiots and violent, law-breaking assholes trying to screw their ladies and crushes up.

The innocent, real normal kids get in trouble because of these fucking dumbass "popular" antichrists!

Them dumbasses'd be in prison in Texas for the shit they'd usually get away with in California.

Screw the high schoolers. I just want them to suck a liberal's big cock!

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got the juice

Euphemism for "got the dick (or pussy)," used by teenagers online who don't want to get in trouble by their parents for being the ultimate perverts

Kylie: Kendall, what happened with your boyfriend?
Kendall: Oh, uhh, I just got the juice from him.

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damn

A mild swear word; used when one is afraid to use "shit." Similar to "crap" but without the defecation meaning.

Sh-... Cra-... Damn! I just got bad grades in my report card!

darn, crud, crap, shit, son of a bitch

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string cheese

A slang term for a penis smaller than 4 inches

I don't like you, Brad, you have a string cheese.

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axed

The way black conservatives use "asked"

Black liberal/independent: I asked this nigga whether he like Trump or not and he was like nah dude he racist
Black conservative: I axed this nigga whether he like Trump or not and he was like nah and that if I like him I an "uncle tom"

holy heck

People are idiots nowadays. Heck is a G-rated word, hell is PG, and shit is PG-13.

Holy heck, people are darn stupid!

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penis food

Hot dogs and other long Frankfurts/sausages (including cheese dogs), footlong sandwiches (like those from Subway), eggplants, Popsicles, butternut squash, bananas, and/or any other food shaped of this sort. Guys love to post pictures of these foods online before they eat them because:
*Theoretically: It gives girls more attention (yes, that even includes their mom as well, even though she already has a husband)
*In reality: They are attention manwhores who have no friends at all to hang out with after school/work.

Guy takes a picture of a hot dog in buns, posts it online

Girl screenshots to send the pic to her BFF

BFF replies: WTF?! IS HE EATING SOME SHITTY PENIS FOOD JUST TO MAKE US PROUD OF HIM?!

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