Elias

Someone who leaves poop stains everywhere he goes

“Come on elias not again”
“I can’t help it”

18👍 10👎

Alyssa

A fucking dumbass that doesn’t sleep at all and likes to bite people

Also addicted to black tar heroin

“Ow you fucking dumbass why’d you bite me”

Alyssa - I’m sorry I didn’t mean to it’s the heroin

Collosal dumbass

When you’re a complete dumbass like someone named elias

Elias is such a collosal dumbass