Xbox live Ghost

after you perchase xbox live and the little "freind has come online" thing pops up every 5 minutes, even when you aren't on your xbox , you will hear the little noise that come with it inside your head or enywhere you go

dam i got xbox live ghost really bad today, it's following me everywhere.

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Vinegar Strokes

An old and very descriptive scouse expression depicting male masturbation.

Like the pouring of vinegar on fish & chips, with the bottle and it's bulbous head pointing down the vinegar bottle is shafted repeatedly in a downwards motion to release a tiny squirt of vinegar on every thrust, much like the male orgasm at the end point in which ejaculation is inevitable, coincidently producing a scrunched up face similar to one that has just sniffed vinegar.

Dave: that wank I had last night was lush
Paul: did your face scrunch up when you started on the vinegar strokes?
Dave: aye, it was like being in a chip shop

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Sausage Knocker

when you go to high above the cock while masturbating and end up smacking the tip of your penis with your fist

awww man, sausage knocker! X(