xbox on

A command you can use when your electronic devices aren't working. It can also be used on your wife when she doesn't cook you dinner, though this may result in her filing for divorce.

Husband: Honey, what's for dinner?
Wife: Jeffrey I don't think Billy should grow up with you in this household. You're always drinking and smoking. You never spend time with him.
Husband: XBOX ON
Wife:I want a divorce.

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