toothpaste crush

That person who you have a tiny crush on that you can't get rid of.

Similar to the remaining toothpaste in the toothpaste tube: you can't push out the remaining toothpaste because there is so little left, just like how you can't stop liking this person because it's such a small crush.

There will always be some toothpaste left in the tube, no matter how hard you try.

"Have you met Alex? He's so funny."
"I know right, he's my toothpaste crush!"

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Poffacake

A pun on the popular UK biscuit "jaffa cake". Refers to tall, blonde Swedish men who, like jaffa cakes, have a dark side, a soft side, and a fucked up inside. But again, like jaffa cakes, you love them anyway.

"I met the perfect guy yesterday - I might even go as far as to say he's a Poffacake".

Bap

Short for “beautiful-ass person”. Somebody who is so inconceivably attractive (both inside and out), that sometimes you will ache when you are around them. They are a rare breed, but once you meet one, their beauty will haunt you for the rest of your days.

I can’t get Lorenzo out of my head - I’ve finally met my bap.