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Using a gps device to record the coordinates of where you take a shit. The coordinates can then be posted on a social networking service or tracked on open street map. This can be combined with geocaching if you leave your shit behind for others to find.
Possum remarked on the latest geoshitting adventure he had crapping behind a dugout and uploading the coordinates to open street map for all to admire to the youth group.
31π 7π
The Hoagie Guy was a frequent attendee at the various Racket Ball Clubs in the Lehigh Valley, Pa. during the mid to late '90's (although he could still be attending to this day). These fitness clubs were open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. He could be found there at various hours and quite possibly multiple clubs a day, although he seemed to make an effort to be there during the prime hours. The Hoagie Guy acquired his moniker because he always wore a t-shirt advertising a sub shop.
The Hoagie Guy would rarely do anything beyond a leisure stroll on the treadmill or short stint on an exercise bike. What made him notorious were his shower room antics.
The men's shower lacked privacy and was simply a large room with nozzles in the wall spaced a few feet apart. The Hoagie Guy would take the nozzle opposite the entrance, step out a few feet from the shower, and while facing the entrance shave his genitals in full view of everyone. His preferred method involved pulling his penis up high and shaving down around his balls. You could not miss this sight entering the shower and you had to avoid the stream of pubic hair speckled shaving cream snaking its way to the drains in the middle of the room. This spectacle, of course, irritated the meatheads to no end who threatened him every time demanding he "Shave his nuts at home" or they would kick his ass. The Hoagie Guy would complete his shower with a dip in the jacuzzi. Needless to say those who saw this never used the jacuzzi.
"Shower at home, the Hoagie Guy is in there shaving his nuts again!"
52π 2π
When the recipient of anal sex squeezes his or her sphincter trapping the giver's penis so he cannot pull out easily.
Josh howled when he was caught in Vince's crabtrap.
John smiled; soon he would be crabtrapping Father O'Malley.
A shock bag like a shocker, but for men: First two fingers in the ass, and a pinky flick to the ball bag.
Kalvin: Why is Greg crying?
Natdog: He got a shock bag!
Kalvin: Shock bag?
Natdog: Two in the stink and a pinky flick to the ball bag.
After fucking someone in the ass, if your cock is covered in Pea husks, peanut bits, or corn kernels, you are "Pulling peas!"
"Yo Annie, douche that ass! I don't want to be pulling peas!"
When you shit through a strainer onto a plate forming a pretty flower of feces.
Art served up his famous bloomin' onion on T.J.'s fine china right after his trip to Chipotle providing a delicate desert for both to enjoy.
16π 6π
The middle person in a eiffel tower or pig roast.
Last night Jenny was the abar in our Eiffel Tower.
17π 9π