gupta

Jizz, seman, cum, phally juice, love mayonnaise, ball jelly, man juice, fish sauce, turkish delight

"OOOh babay, I'm gonna gupta all over your face!" - Rocco

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me cago en su madre

An insult in Spanish, popular in Miami, which translates into "I shit on your mother."
This sometimes extended into "Conyo carajo me cago en su madre," which loosely translates into "Fucking hell, I shit on your mother."

"Me cago en su madre!" yelled Ernesto to the driver of the shiny, new Lexus that cut him off.

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woogie

Weed smoking Flist

Aight Woogie, whats your beef/

woddy

a casual guy who is obsesed with the gr8 band MUSE...and am sure alot of people will agree with him that MUSE ROCK!!!

MUSE are the best band eva

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puking blood

when someone is laughing so fuckin hard they start to puking blood. its not that their literally puking out blood, its just a way of describing how hard theyre fuckin laughing

Danny:mother fucker,that senior citizen just got hit over the head with a baseball bat!

Nick:wtf thats fuckin hilarious PBPB(puking blood puking blood)

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Stab

Having sex with a chick, you stab her with your cock

Hey did you have sex last night.

Yea i stabbed her

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Randy Orton

A person that gets an undeserved push into the main event, despite the fact that he has no mic skills, mediocre wrestling skills, and no charisma. I nicknamed him Blandy Orton.

If you want to cure your insomnia, you can see Blandy Orton every Monday on RAW (AKA: the "how far will the WWE go to get Orton a reaction" show)

Here are two examples of classic Blandy Orton promos:

"I'm going to start what I finished" - (January 13, 2004)

"Jericho, you...you...have a big mouth!" (May 24, 2004)

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