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shomit

when you simultaneously shit and vomit

danny devito sashayed in and i was literally about to shomit

by dannydevitoes October 17, 2019


kim namjoon

god

uncultured swine: who’s kim namjoon? isn’t he one of those gay chinese boys?

me: no, he’s god

by dannydevitoes November 2, 2019

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