Thirsties

The worst thing in the world. Your throat is getting dry, your lips are cracking. Your mind is slowly going and you have no choice but to sit and watch. You need a drink, but there are none in sight.

Wayne: I would literally drink my own piss right now.
Markus: Man, sounds like you got a case of the thirsties!
*Wayne strikes Markus dead*

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fag

Loud, annoying Harley rider.

Roy "So like I was saying, I... I... Oh never mind!"

*Roy is drowned out by the sound of hundreds of fags driving through town

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Cocaine Shakes

Shaking form a cocaine high, or shaking from cocaine withdrawal.

Jordan: Hooooo mama! I dun' got me a case of the cocaine shakes!

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pale stems

Pale caucasian male legs.

Andy: Drop them britches, boy and let me see them pale stems.
Shia: Yeah... How about no...

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Roughing It

When your friend says he's going to Florida for a family vacation, but you pass by him later that day on the side of the highway having sex with a bush.

Mark: "Yo, wasn't Jordan just in Florida like a month ago?"

Hank: "Dumbass, Jordan has never been to Florida! He's up in the country roughing it with a hedge."

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