futbol

1. Called soccer in the US.
2. Commonly referred to as fag-ball.
3. Hockey for retards.

Bill: Hey, the futbol championship is on tv.
Ted: What? this isn't football season.
Bill: No, not football, futbol.... soccer.
Ted: Oh, you mean fag-ball. Let's not watch and say we didn't.
Bill: What? How can you say that? Soccer is the number one game in the world.
Ted: It's like hockey for retards though; hockey players wear skates on slippery ice, can check each other, shoot at a goal three feet wide, and the goalie wears tons of pads so he blocks most of the goal; soccer on the other hand play on grass, can't check, have a goal 17 feet wide, with a little guy in front of it; and both games score the same amount of points.
Bill: I never thought about it rationally before... You are so right.

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difficult

Something not worth doing.

Quantum Physics is difficult.

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it's science

A phrase used to give validity to a point that would otherwise be entirely absurd.

Ron Burgundy: I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.

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right

Guaranteed to all Americans by the constitution, but slowly being taken away through social aid programs, censorship, and bannings.

Bill: I don't smoke, but i do believe that it is the right of an adult citizen of this country to smoke if they so choose, and that it is the right of any privately owned company to choose if they will allow a person to do so.
Ted: Yeah, and why should a privately owned company not be allowed to hire or fire anyone for any reason they want.
Bill: And what about trying to censor the internet, or the censorship of radio, tv, and print. Why is it not the choice of the company what they allow on their networks?
Ted: Indeed, and let's not get started on the patriot act.

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urban pwnd

When a word makes it into the urban dictionary only to get pwnd by thumbs downs.

Bill: Fade like bleach made it onto the front page of UD and got urban pwnd with tumbs downs.
Ted: No kiddin, that was stupid.

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inebriated

A classy way to say you are drunk.

Bill: I am currently very highly inebriated, my good sir.
Ted: Yeah, I'm pretty drunk myself.

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