popoon

the result of breaking wind while wrapped up in a big comfortable blanket, somewhat similar to a dutch oven, however a popoon is always self-inflicted

While wrapped in a down comforter and watching the classic "Cocoon", Norm ripped ass and suddenly found himself lying on the couch in his very own popoon.

9 to 5

An extremely hot chick who becomes much less so when she begins to talk, revealing the inner workings (or lack thereof) of her pea sized brain. Not a problem for short term satisfaction but greatly reduces any chance of long-term relationships. A 9 to 5 sometimes shows uncanny knowledge in certain areas, such as the names of Brad and Angelina's kids or the price of designer handbags.

Bob: You see that chick I was talking to - she's smoking hot, but . . .
Ed: But what?
Bob: She thought Dick Cheney was a sort of necklace you wear on your pecker.
Ed: Total 9 to 5. You gonna try to bone her anyway?
Bob: Fuck yeah - I'm gonna show her my Dick Cheney!

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