Ukrainian Fire-Hose

when you set a girl's pubic hair on fire and extinguish it with your urine

-dude, I tried giving this babe a Ukrainian Fire-Hose last night but I messed up and she burned alive in her apartment.
-weak.

or

-I wonder if he'll give me a Ukrainian Fire-Hose tonight?
-just make sure you douse your pubes with kerosene.
-duh bitch.

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Plebeian

You, if you had to look this up.

friend:" ...psh- what a plebeain"
you: *googles the word plebeian*
you: "oh" :|

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