Writer's Cock

When a piece of writing is sooo good it gives you a boner, erection, chubby, woody, etc.

I was writing my auto-biography, it was so good it gave me writer's cock!

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percasets disease

Percasets Disease causes mild-severe retardation. It is caused by placing chewing gum in your mouth and not chewing it.

Dude have you ever put a piece of gum in your mouth and forget to chew it?

yea, why?

Shit, i heard that gives you percasets disease. You better get that checked out!

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