douche pose

The douche pose is a sign of only the biggest douche bags in the history of douche bags. It is usually a photo taken of one's self with one hand pulling up one's shirt to reveal the abs beneath. The douche pose is often on one's myspace page, facebook page, etc.

Bill- Dude did u see Kyle's myspace default?
Bob- Oh yeah dude he's totally sporting the douche pose

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cover whore

n: refering to an author that writes books, and on the cover the authors name is printed larger than the title of the book is.

John Grisham is a cover whore