angry masturbation

The act of pleasuring one's self while under a great deal of stress,angst,anger, or general hostility. Often leaves the genital areas red and sore for a period of twenty-four hours. Other side effects may be painful.

mr hughes, school administrator (during the act); "God damn kids Rawrrrr I'm rubbing my cock so hard Rahh I Hate Hartland Rahh MYSPACE Rahh"

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After that fight with my girlfriend, i performed some hardcore angry masturbation....that bitch...

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