Small-headed

A person who isn’t really smart, and doesn’t really know everything.

Calvin: “Haha, wow! That’s not the right answer...”
Hannah: “It is right, are you short-headed? Go to a therapist.”

Josh: “Uh... Miss? This is REALLY hard! Can we do another one?
Mrs. Steak: “NO! You just got detention, you small-headed nut job! You HAVE to do this in order to get out of detention!!”

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june 11th

it's national slap your shortest friend in the back day! this day will be on june 11th

tall friend: *slaps short friend in the back*
short friend: WHY DID YOU DO THAT??
tall friend: it's june 11th...

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Hungry

When your stomach is empty, and you feel like you’re going to die.

Oh, my goodness! I am so hungry that I feel like I am going to faint!

Mom, I am hungry! Can I have a potato chip, French fries, or a donut?

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