Jocelyn

The sexiest motherfucker you’ll ever have the privilege to lay your eyes on. She’s witty, she’s motivated, she’s gonna go further than you in life and it’s gonna be a motherfucking breeze. Never challenge her, because you’ll always lose. Never try to get in her way. If you try to ask her out, prepare for rejection because she’s only interested in people that are as cool as her (which ain’t you, by the way). Jocelyn is the most admirable person you’ll ever meet. She fucking rocks.

Him: Damn, I really want Jocelyn to notice me.

Jocelyn: Never in your dreams, loser.

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