Dude-Barn

A windowless and beat-up old van that's seen more smiles disappear from a child's face than a falling blob of ice cream on a hot summer day.

AKA: The Dude Barn

Dude-Barning (action verb)

Dude, did you just see that Dude Barn go by?

Looks like that guy is Dude-barning..

Control Cunt

For use in situations when "control freak" just doesn't seem strong enough.

What did the text from Vivian say?
She texted me 5 times about when we're supposed to meet.
She is such a control cunt!