happy holidays

Phrase that pisses me off. Said by people who don't want to offend anyone of any religion or culture. People should just say "Merry Christmas", "Happy Hanukkah", and "Happy Kwanzaa" to the appropriate people.

Krusty (From The Simpsons): So have a merry Christmas, a Happy
Hanukkah, Kwazy Kwanzaa, a tip-top Tet, and a solemn & dignified Ramadan.

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YOMANK

You Owe Me A New Keyboard

Means the same thing as LOL. Literally, it means someone was drinking liquid while reading something online and laughed and got liquid all over the keyboard.

Originated on the snopes.com message board.

YOMANK! That post is funny!

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nfbsk

Originated on the snopes.com message board.

NFBSK! That post in the NFBSK forum in really NFBSKed up!

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fruit bowl

The part of northern Tinton Falls, NJ that has streets named "Apple", "Peach", "Cherry", "Pear", and "Plum". Used mostly by the high school students in the town, it was once the part of the town with the most police activity.

I live in the Fruit Bowl!

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Old Navy

A clothing store owned by the GAP. Established in 1995. Usually know for their TV and radio spots that stay in your head until death.

Old Navy, Old Navy, Old Navy Performance Fleece. Old Navy, Old Navy Performance Fleece!

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Wildwood

Shore town in South Jersey in Cape May county. Popular vacation spot. Has many hotels, two miles of boardwalk with a few amusement parks, and a very annoying tram system that rides up and down the board.

Wildwood basically refers to these four towns: Wildwood, Wildwood Crest, North Wildwood, and West Wildwood.

As I was walking down the Wildwood boardwalk, the tram came up behind me and the old lady pulled the trigger to make the nasally, pre-recorded woman say "Watch the tram car, please. Watch the tram car, please."

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shoprite

A supermarket chain in the middle-Atlantic states.

I work at ShopRite! Bokchoy is produce code 4545!

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