madstop

Madstop is a palindrome for Potsdam. Potsdam, NY is a small community located in Northern NY. This term is used by locals of the area, typically the young, as an alternative name for their hometown.

Dave : Fuck, I gotta go back to 'ole madstop tommorow to see the folks.

Nate : It's not so bad you know you get to hang out with me right? We can drive to the mall if you can get away from your parents for a while.

Dave : You know that is exactly why I left in the first place.

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obomination

A combination of the word "abomination" and the name "Obama". Used to describe any dogpile produced by this particular president.

Andrew : Jesus Crist! Another fucking bailout, wtf could make this obomination worse?

Richard : Hillary 2012

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CE

CE is an acronym for "casual encounters" a section of the popular trading website craigslist. CE represents to the rest of the world a place where sexual favors are exchanged for the lowest level of implied commitment. It is typically infested with single moms, prostitutes, transsexuals, and jailbait who are all vying with each other to trap Mr. Scumbag USA into an LTR (Long Term Relationship) with the promise of NSA (No Strings Attached) sex.

Justin : Dude my fucking sac itches and I think I got herpes on my face.

Frank : Well you shouldn't have fucked that chick from CE dude.

Justin : Yeah, I mean it was cool that she was really into anal, but I probably should have known better.

Frank : Sometimes you have to think about what you don't want before you think about what you want.

Justin : Sage advice.

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Creeplet

An individual who due to a combination of disturbing appearance and an apparant lack of social graces is preordained to become a creeper in later life.

Jean : Hey Jen check out the creeplet.

Jen : What the fuck is creeplet?

Jean : That werido over there. I mean right now -- he just looks outa place, but give him five years and beer belly, and he'll be all like creepy uncle on every girl in this bar.

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hog slam

Conceptually; a hog slam is considered to be a equivalent to a slump buster. You find a girl who is lower than you on the proverbial totem pole of life and you fuck her.

Randall : Did you fuck Bipolar Betty again ?

Gene : Totally dude. You have no idea how fucking awesome it is to hog slam that fat slut.

Randall : Brick Shithouse Betty! You've really gotta watch with the hog slammin' people might think your a chubby chaser.

Gene : No worries there Randall, I fucked your anorexic sister last night.

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oirish

"Oirish" is a term coined by amused Irish natives to describe anything associated with the tourist cult of Ireland that paints it as the land of shamrocks, blarney stones, leprechauns, and Guinness.

It can also be used to describe anyone who despite many generations in the new world and questionable Irish ancestry constantly proclaims themselves to be Irish. This can range from an innocent baseball cap with a shamrock on it to a drunken twit in a kilt idiotically greeting everyone with a faux accented "top o' the mornin' to yah laddie".

Phill : Oh look it's J. do you see that the twit brought himself a shillelagh.

Robert : Yeah I see. It's great little costume he has there you'd almost think the oirish twit was auditioning for a part on Ballykissangel.

American Tourist : Put a Shamrock in Me Guinness.

Bartender : ::Tosser::

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Fat Chick Aggression

In the annuals of recorded history known as the Facebook news-feed one will typically notice several girls on you friend list using the "status update" feature to bitch about their lives. All women tend to complain, but in a case of specific fat chick aggression syndrome the complaints will have a typically "sharp edge", and will go beyond any of the normal bounds of conversation. For example, a normal case of female bullshit could involve a young gentleman or a failed exam, but unique to fat chick aggression is the consistent update of mental, social, and physical failure along with an implicit request for support. True sufferers should fire off one of these posts at least twice weekly.

These are examples of Facebook status updates where the term "Fat Chick Aggression" could be a good descriptor.

Amanda : My friend said that if your going to jump off a bridge set yourself on fire so we can all see it. I'm jumping off my bridge.

Shiloh : My dad once told me I failed to live up to his expectations.

Amber : My parents called me today. I don't think they understand ....

Kate : I can't believe how shitty life is. I just watched "The View", and there was someone on there basically saying that people with manic depression should just "suck it up". After watching the other lady on there I think I'm bipolar too. That guy was such a jerk!!!

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