Haines

somebody who has the inability to start his car in the morning

oh he has Hainesed himself again

Sick day

A sickness which causes the patient to have a day or multiple days off work. Usually contracted by yard staff or drivers. Patients usually display the following symptoms:
- sticky matress
- immense feeling of lazyness
- ability to not give a shit
- ability to let co-workers do their work
- enormous feeling that they are owed a certain amount of sick days a year.
Symptoms can quickly subside if administered a dose of self respect and a small amount of elbow grease.

Where is ........ today? It's okay he is having another sick day.
Has he phoned in?
No, he has texted in though.

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