beaster

The act of licking or eating out one's ass and or asshole. This act was invented by Todd Beaster.

1. I don't got your 20 dollars right now, but I can give you a beaster instead.

2. Did you hear about Bill? He gave Tammy a beaster, thats fucking sick dude.

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Non Romney

Any Republican candidate running for president who is neither a phony conservative or who holds or has held highly liberal views either at one time or another. To qualify to be a "non Romney," one must not say he or she is "severely conservative" despite a liberal record (i), is not a puppet promoted by the Republican Establishment (ii), and is not often trumpeted by the Obama Media as the acclaimed "Frontrunner" and thus treated as such (iii). A true "Non Romney," in essence, isn't a robot but has real conservative credentials and principles.

2012 Republican candidates Herman Cain, Michelle Bachmann, Rick Perry, Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich have all been at one point or another "Non Romneys" during the primary.

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