Fast Food Politeness

Usually very arrogant, angry and tired people serving customers with a Company Rules Smile on their face. Nearlly all fast food joints such as mcdonalds or Wendys have a "Just Smile" policy. Fast Food Politeness is Politically incorrect and is only used to make Fast Food places get richer and make customers come back for more food.

Fast food drive thru :"Hi May I Place Your Order"
Customer : "No Fuck You, Replace My Burger"
Fast food drive thru :"Sure, We are Terribly Sorry, Please Come Back Again"
Customer : "You So Have Fast Food Politeness, I'm suprised you didn't get angry"
Fast food drive thru :"Its Policy"

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spotting

A unique way of smoking marijuana. Put two kitchen knives on a stove/oven/something really hot. You warm the knives up until they're very very hot, then you get both the knives (Make sure to wrap the part of the knife where you'll be grabbing it. Then, Get a little glob of weed, preferably about 1/2 of a bud then make sure it sits/sticks to one knife then crunch the weed with the flat part of both the knives, this should produce a large amount of smoke. Make sure theres a cut bottle for the smoke to raise into, then when its full, suck all the smoke out.. Its probably one of the strongest ways of getting high.

There maybe other definitions to this way of smoking it, but this is the name used in New Zealand.

Bob : I saw this chick spotting when I went to her house the other day?

Me: Oh true did you have some spots?

Bob : Hells yeah they fully fu*ked me up!

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cefiro

Nissan model made from 1988 onwards.
Released in Japan, Australia and NZ.
RWD, 99% were released as automatics and 3% were released as 4x4 models. Great drift cars because of their very long wheel base, they're adaptable with skylines and laurels also which gives them a good advantage.

I drifted my cefiro around that corner.

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cordial

A cheap form of juice.
Usually comes in sachets or in concentrate form.
Cordial is a good way to save money if you're planning to buy juice for a huge group.

Yo gran, can you make me some cordial?

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crossroads

One of the Top 10 best Bone Thugs N Harmony songs ever made :)

See you at the crossroads so you won't be loneeeellllyyyy...

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lazy boy

A lazy boy is a type of couch which is really really comfortable.
There is heaps of different types of Lazy boys out there. An ideal couch which a very lazy person would sit in all day. See couch.

I was feeling lazy today so I decided to sit on my lazy boy.

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Shayning

Capitilizing every single word.

Someone who is shayning : Yo Yo I Am So Leet Because I Type Like This And It Makes me Look like A Fool

Me: Why don't you just type normally?

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