utopia

1. A "perfect" society that will never be since it's definition is "no place"

2. An episode of Doctor Who, where in 100 trillion years reality will collapse on itself and the universe will end, with the last surviving members of humanity requiring the Doctor's help to escape to "Utopia".

Utopia. Man, the bitches must be hot there...

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spiderman

Some geek dude who is actually quite cool because he can shoot web out of his wrists without bleeding to death and wears a blue and red costume. Has a gay flash animation dance on the internet and looks for Mary Jane when it rains.

He's slightly cooler than Chuck Norris because he can swing around buildings without hitting them and dying in a gory mess.

But like all the other superheroes, he pales in comparison to Batman since Batman can throw a Batarang and still save the day.

Spiderman is cool because he can fight Chuck Norris

"My Spider sense is tingling! It's raining and Mary Jane's T-shirt is getting wet and see-through!"

"I'm not gay, no no way, but watching me dance will make you gay."

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chav

Of all the sperm cells that reache the egg, those destined to be a "Chav" deny those with a more privalidged potential future the right to live. After they reach the egg, their usefulness is spent. They will then spend the rest of their illustriest lives roaming in gangs of Burbery clad gangs, vandalising stuff, hurling abuse at random people and sponging off the tax payers money.

They hate all upstanding or better off citizens, and want everyone else to descend to their rabid level of intelligence, because then at least they won't feel so bad about being an inferior bottom feeder of society.

Tips for a chave free day: Avoid anywhere that is urban.

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q

A character who made his first appearence in Street Fighter 3: Third Strike. Q is a figure, wearing a trench coat, hat and a featureless face mask, who appears in various locations around the world during distasters. Nothing else is known about him.
In Street Fighter 2 a man appears on the boat on Ken's stage who bears a striking resemblence to Q, though this has not been confirmed.

Q is like super creepy

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